Murphy’s Additional Laws

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[1] Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
[2] To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
[3] My road to success is always under construction.
[4] Alcohol does not solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
[5] In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
[6] All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
[7] Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
[8] Everyone has a scheme of getting rich? Which never works until you cheat.
[9] If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
[10] You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
[11] Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
[12] As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
[13] He who has the gold, makes the golden rules and those who don’t have gold follow them.
[14] If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
[15] Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
[16] When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
[17] If you have paper, you don’t have a pen! If you have a pen, you don’t have paper! if you have both, no one calls.
[18] Especially for engineering Students — If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
[19] You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
[20] The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
[21] After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
[22] If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
[23] Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker

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