Diverse Cultures in India

Sat30Jul11

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s MUMBAI !

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s DELHI !

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That’s AHMEDABAD !

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in the program.
That’s BANGALORE !

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense..
Peace settles in…
That’s CHENNAI !

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA !

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
“don’t fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting”.
That’s KERALA !

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA !

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