Funny Interview

Sun03Jun12

Interviewer:There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant:That’s easy, 49.

 

Interviewer:What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant:Open the fridge.

Put the elephant in.

Close the fridge.

 

Interviewer : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant:Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

 

Interviewer:It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant :Because the deer is in the fridge.

 

Interviewer:How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant :She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.

 

Interviewer:Last question.

In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Sir, I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen form the aeroplane.

You may leave now..!! ;)

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