Funny Interview

Sun03Jun12

Interviewer:There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant:That’s easy, 49.

 

Interviewer:What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant:Open the fridge.

Put the elephant in.

Close the fridge.

 

Interviewer : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant:Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

 

Interviewer:It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant :Because the deer is in the fridge.

 

Interviewer:How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant :She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.

 

Interviewer:Last question.

In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Sir, I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen form the aeroplane.

You may leave now..!! ;)

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The Funeral

Sat05May12

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn’t stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said: “I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”

“My wife’s.”

”What happened to her?”

“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”

He inquired further, “But who is in the second hearse?”

The man answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her. She didn’t survive either.”

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

“Can I borrow the dog?”

The man replied, “Get in line.”

Night out!

Fri13Jan12

A couple is going out for a night on the town. They’re all dolled up, ready to go; the lights left on, the dog put out.

But just as the taxi arrives and they step out of the house, the dog darts back inside and won’t come out. They don’t want to leave the dog inside, so the husband goes upstairs to find it, while the wife goes to wait in the taxi.

Not wanting it known that the house will be empty, she explains to the driver that her husband had just gone “to say good-bye to my mother”.

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
“Sorry I took so long,” he says. “Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat-hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard! She’d better not shit in the vegetable garden again!”

The silence in the cab was deafening throughout the journey.

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