Hindi SMS


Traffic Police : Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU : Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He…

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaaye





(‘-‘) mai kya
<) (> karu?? J L
tumhari harkate hi aisi hoti hai
Pata nahi kab sudhroge

Boy: Sweetheart I have two tickets of inglis movie wanna come?
Girl: which movie?
Boy: “Condom of Shailesh”
Girl : You idiot it’s “QUANTUM OF SOLACE”

Key to Marriage


A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies,
“Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”

Irony in Life…


Most ‘First Class’ and the bright students get technical seats,
some become Doctors and some Engineers etc…

The ‘Second Class’ just pass, and then pass MBA,
become Administrators and Control the ‘First Class’.

The ‘Third Class’ pass,
enter politics and become Ministers and control both…

Last, but not the least,
The ‘Failures’ join the underworld and control All the above.

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