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Tue16Jun20

These 7 things from SHOLAY we must-do to defeat CORONA :

  1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho Marr Gaya.

Do not panic. Do not be afraid. These are testing times. Face the pandemic bravely. Every cough is not Corona. Do not die of a heart attack even before Corona gets you.

  1. Kitne Aadmi The?

Always be aware of how many people are going to be at a certain place. Do not go to crowded places. Do not gather as if you will miss watching something if you do not go out. You will miss nothing. Remember this is CORONA, not KAREENA.

  1. Itna Sannata Kyun Hai Bhai?

Do not ask this unless you are living under a rock or are a Left-Liberal. You should support the 21 day lock down & should be ready for more of these sannatas in the coming days.

  1. Kya Samajhkar Aaye The… Sardar Khush Hoga… Sabashi Dega!

Do not think your going to the office at this time would be applauded (unless of course you work at a hospital). Your boss would not be happy if he comes to know that you have gone to the office especially when you have been told to Work-From-Home. You suck at following orders. SIT AT HOME.

  1. Basanti, Inn Kutto Ke Samne Mat Nachna.

Do not go out dancing. Do not even throw dance parties at home. If you must dance… dance alone…but never with or in front of anyone.

  1. Yeh Ramgarh Wale Apni Betiyon Ko Kaunsi Chakki Ka Aata Khilate Hain Re?

It is very important to know which chakki’s & grocery stores are open in the neighborhood during a lock down. Do not hoard things but do know where all things will be available when you need them.

  1. Ab Tera Kya Hoga Kaliya!

And if you are still unlucky after all this & get the virus you can only wonder. There’s no antidote. If you reach this stage stop following SHOLAY & move on to KAL HO NA HO.

🙏 Be Indoors. Be Safe 🙏

My friend from US messaged me today and asked “What is this article 370 & Kashmir controversy all newspapers are talking about and why is Pakistan so upset? Will this result in war with Pakistan now?”

I told him “Look, 5 years ago, Facebook acquired instagram. Isn’t it? Now, if Mark Zuckerberg announces that both instagram & facebook will be streamlined and will have common login accounts, will Google or Microsoft or any other company be offended?”

He said “Of course not!! When the whole world knows that instagram belongs to facebook, then why should anyone bother if they merge both into common account. In fact, it is good for users because they will have a seamless experience.”

I said “Exactly!! Same is the case with Kashmir as well. Few decades ago, Kashmir officially acceded to India, which is equivalent to instagram being officially acquired by Facebook. But temporarily, they had to continue using their own Constitution, which is equivalent to instagram using a separate login account.

And now, what has happened is that Govt of India has streamlined the accession so that Constitution of India applies to Kashmir as well, which is equivalent to streamlining the facebook-instagram login in order to use common account.”

He exclaimed “ohh that’s all the issue is all about!! Thanks for explaining it using simple analogy. Now I will fully support India because what they are doing is perfect and in the best interest of everyone. Most of my friends in US are actually confused with the news and there are lot of misinformation spread over this by our liberal newspapers. I will use this facebook-instagram analogy to explain them & demistify their confusion. Thanks again.”

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