Funny Interview


Interviewer:There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant:That’s easy, 49.


Interviewer:What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant:Open the fridge.

Put the elephant in.

Close the fridge.


Interviewer : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant:Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.


Interviewer:It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant :Because the deer is in the fridge.


Interviewer:How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant :She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.


Interviewer:Last question.

In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Sir, I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen form the aeroplane.

You may leave now..!! ;)

Night out!


A couple is going out for a night on the town. They’re all dolled up, ready to go; the lights left on, the dog put out.

But just as the taxi arrives and they step out of the house, the dog darts back inside and won’t come out. They don’t want to leave the dog inside, so the husband goes upstairs to find it, while the wife goes to wait in the taxi.

Not wanting it known that the house will be empty, she explains to the driver that her husband had just gone “to say good-bye to my mother”.

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
“Sorry I took so long,” he says. “Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat-hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard! She’d better not shit in the vegetable garden again!”

The silence in the cab was deafening throughout the journey.

Hindi SMS


Traffic Police : Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU : Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He…

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaaye





(‘-‘) mai kya
<) (> karu?? J L
tumhari harkate hi aisi hoti hai
Pata nahi kab sudhroge

Boy: Sweetheart I have two tickets of inglis movie wanna come?
Girl: which movie?
Boy: “Condom of Shailesh”
Girl : You idiot it’s “QUANTUM OF SOLACE”

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