1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem

2. If you’ve a beautiful wife, make sure your neighbour doesn’t use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.

4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.

5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewellery/textile shop.

7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.

8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs.10

10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.

11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.

12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.

13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but don’t complain about roads in India.

14. You can’t eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over your face.

15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.

16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.

17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD’s and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.

18. The only thing mothers and daughters talk to each other is usually about hair oil.

19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he’ll always wear a white laboratory coat.

And, finally

20.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting. (To be Read in one breath)

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Real names and full names of some Bollywood Actors / Actresses

AAMIR KHAN – Aamir Hussain Khan

AJAY DEVGAN – Vishal Devgan

AJIT – Hamid Ali Khan

AKSHAY KUMAR – Rajiv Hari Om Bhatia

AMITABH BACHHAN – Amit Srivastav

ASHOK KUMAR – Kumudlal Kunjilal Ganguly

BOBBY DEOL – Vijay Singh Deol

CHIRANJEEVI – Koindela Siva Shankara vara Prasad

CHUNKY PANDEY – Suyush Sharat Chandrakant Deshpandey

DANNY DENZONGPA – Tshering Phintso Denzongpa

DEV ANANAD – Devdutt Pishorimal Anand

DHARMENDRA – Dharam Singh Deol

DILIP KUMAR – Yusuf Khan

GOVINDA – Govinda Arun Ahuja

GURU DUTT – Vasanth Kumar Shiv Shankar Padukune

JACKIE SHROFF – Jaikishan Kakubhai

JAGDEEP – Syed Jawahar Ali Jaffry

JAYA PRADA – Lalita Rani

JEETENDRA – Ravi Kapoor

JOHN ABRAHAM – Farhan Abraham

JOHNNY WALKER – Badruddin Jamaluddin Qazi

JOHNNY LEVER – Janardhan Rao

KAMAAL HAASAN – Alwarpettai Aandavar

KATRINA KAIF – Katrina Turqouis

KUMAR GAURAV – Manoj Tulli

LUCKY ALI – Maqsood Mehmood Ali

MADHUBALA – Mumtaz Jehan Begum Dehelvi

MAHIMA CHOUDHRY – Ritu Chaudhry

MALA SINHA – Alda Sinha

MALLIKA SHERAWAT – Reema Lamba

MEENA KUMARI – Mahjabeen Ali Bux

MANOJ KUMAR – HarIkrishan Goswami

NANA PATEKAR – Vishwanath Patekar

NADIRA – Florence Ezekel

NARGIS – Fatima Rashid

PREITY ZINTA – Preetam Singh Zinta

RAJ KAPOOR – Ranbir Raj Kapoor

RAJ KUMAR – Kulbushan Pandit

RAJENDRA KUMAR – Rajendra Kumar Tunlli

RAJESH KHANNA – Jatin Khanna

RAJNIKANT – Sivaji Rao Gaekwad

REENA ROY – Saira Khan

REKHA – Bhanurekha Ganesan

SALMAN KHAN – Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan

SANJAY KHAN – Abbas Khan

SANJEEV KUMAR – Haribhai Jarivala

SHILPA SHETTY – Ashwini Shetty

SHAMMI KAPOOR – Shamsher Raj Kapoor

SHASHI KAPOOR – Balbirraj Kapoor

SUNIL DUTT – Balraj Dutt

SUNNY DEOL – Ajay Singh Deol

TABU – Tabassum Hashmi Khan

TUN TUN – Uma Devi Khatri

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